Showing posts with label ThePrincessBride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ThePrincessBride. Show all posts

2021-01-05

The way I remember it...

Parent:
So it's to be torture?
The Albino:
[nods enthusiastically]
Parent:
I can cope with torture.
The Albino:
[shakes head enthusiastically]
Parent:
Don't believe me?
The Albino:
You survived grad school, so you must be very brave, but no one withstands The Toddler.

And later

Count Rugen:
As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all The Toddler is except that instead of sucking water, she's sucking serenity, sanity and coolness.