The way I remember it...

Parent:

So it's to be torture?

The Albino:

[nods enthusiastically]

Parent:

I can cope with torture.

The Albino:

[shakes head enthusiastically]

Parent:

Don't believe me?

The Albino:

You survived grad school, so you must be very brave, but no one withstands The Toddler.

And later

Count Rugen:

As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all The Toddler is except that instead of sucking water, she's sucking serenity, sanity and coolness.